We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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