Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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