I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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