there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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