what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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