So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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