I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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