508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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