nut hugger
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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