So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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