Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
one might say we're banned from that church
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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