im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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