ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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