Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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