He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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