arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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