i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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