...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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