Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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