Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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