Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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