SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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