Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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