'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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