She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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