1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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