none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
