sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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