is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
