What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's official drugs can't kill me
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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