just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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