just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
only if we run a train.
done.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
