Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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