I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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