**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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