I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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