Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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