Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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