i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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