Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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