There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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