She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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