Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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