that's an acceptable place to lick
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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