I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
