No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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