belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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