Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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