Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Houston, we have a squirter
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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