I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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