whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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