sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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