remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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