If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she peed on how many people?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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