Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
did you just send me my own nude
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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