just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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