i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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