i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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