I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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