thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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