do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
